1 00:00:04,490 --> 00:00:09,270 The Nemesis and her crew are still trapped in the 21st century, and we are 2 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:13,970 searching for the Reptids. We must find them and stop their device from being 3 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:18,510 activated. If we don't, the future will change forever, and everyone on Earth 4 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:21,890 will face this battle to control these annoying emotions. 5 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:25,670 As for the Nemesis, the crew is beginning to cope a little bit better 6 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:29,270 affliction, but I still can't decide if I prefer milk or dark. 7 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:35,670 Chocolate! I must try to regain some kind of sanity, but they both taste so 8 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:36,670 good. 9 00:00:37,450 --> 00:00:43,070 How our ancestors survived with all these conflicting influences beats the 10 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:44,070 out of me. 11 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:54,970 Captain. Oh, Captain. 12 00:00:56,260 --> 00:01:00,020 Belinda, wakey, wakey. It's 6 a .m. Rise and shine. 13 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:01,820 My head. 14 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,300 Oh, man. 15 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,540 What happened last night? 16 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,880 Belinda, don't you remember? 17 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:10,800 Remember what, computer? 18 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,860 You and the crew decided to sample the experiments that the doctor was 19 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:15,860 conducting. 20 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:21,120 Computer, whose hand is this? 21 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,160 It's Commander Croppen's, Captain. 22 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:33,570 What the hell happened? 23 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:35,550 I couldn't tell you, Commander. 24 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,530 Oh, crap. 25 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:39,570 Yeah, join the club. 26 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:43,450 You don't think we'd... No! 27 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:48,310 No, no, no. No way. No, no, no. Buddy old pal. 28 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:49,550 No. 29 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:51,190 No. 30 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:53,730 Well, there it was. 31 00:02:25,610 --> 00:02:27,530 Very, very serious affair, Commander. 32 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:31,490 This has got to remain completely and utterly secret. You understand? 33 00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:33,010 Definitely, Captain. Yeah. 34 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:34,410 Yeah. 35 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:37,050 I suppose a second round's out of the question. 36 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:38,350 That couldn't hurt. 37 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:45,670 I think you'd better get dressed. 38 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:47,350 Yeah. 39 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:10,400 You and a few others decided to molly port down to Earth and gatecrash a 40 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,560 Gatecrash? 41 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,020 What sort of party was this? 42 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:19,040 It was a place with young children having a good time. 43 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:24,140 You stole a little boy's birthday cake, his party hats, balloons and some of his 44 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:28,040 presents. You were shouting out, jelly, jelly, up your bum. 45 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,160 But that doesn't even rhyme. 46 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,640 What have I done? That's not all. 47 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,260 You decided to start a fight with the law enforcement officer of this time 48 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:41,040 period. You took his handcuffs and played with his truncheon. Oh, no! 49 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,340 But wait, dearie. That's all the tame stuff. 50 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,660 You then decided to mollyport into the Tower of London, and wearing the 51 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:54,640 State crown, you proceeded to dance around like a Dallas Cowboys 52 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,580 twirling the scepter like a baton. 53 00:03:57,380 --> 00:04:00,900 It was then reported that you attempted to sell the crown jewels on eBay. 54 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,060 Daphne? This is a level one priority. 55 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:10,920 What happened last night must be kept in a secure database. 56 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:15,220 And not released until I say so. 57 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,459 Do you understand? 58 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:19,940 Yes, Sally. 59 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:23,780 Add another encrypted file to my memory bank this morning. 60 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,180 Well, how many times have you done this now today? 61 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:29,340 Not counting you, 26 times. 62 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:35,880 Well... Not the only one, but what made us go so crazy? 63 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,260 Was it another reptid device? 64 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,240 I believe it was self -inflicted, Sally. 65 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:43,560 Something to do with Dr. Stryker. 66 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,200 Well, I hope he feels as bad as I do. 67 00:05:06,090 --> 00:05:08,010 Good morning, Dottie. Captain. 68 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:10,150 Captain, good morning. 69 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:14,350 I was just discussing with Dottie the current battle plans of the ship. 70 00:05:15,370 --> 00:05:17,570 I see. And your friend? 71 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:22,590 Oh, they were helping me with my physical training program. 72 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,230 Is that what we're calling it these days? 73 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,370 Right. Carry on, ladies. 74 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:44,960 Yeah, I've been studying the reports of the attack on that ship from the Bounty 75 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:49,560 Hunter Alliance, and also the ongoing failures aboard our ship, and I really 76 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,480 think they're somehow connected. 77 00:05:52,740 --> 00:05:53,740 You know what I mean? 78 00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:58,060 And since you're the only one that seems to be unaffected, I think that you 79 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:03,940 should go and try and find out if there is a who or a what sabotaging this ship. 80 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,020 Understood, Captain. 81 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,960 I will commence immediately. 82 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:09,860 Great. 83 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:16,580 We have detected a faint signal located on the far side of Mars. 84 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:17,820 Now what kind of signal? 85 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:24,960 A signal like a... And then repeats 86 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:25,960 itself. 87 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:29,580 Thank you for that, Dottie. 88 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,440 But what exactly does that mean? 89 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,760 We believe it could be a low quantum pulse signature. 90 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,880 And you've just now noticed it? 91 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:39,620 Well, because you only asked me. 92 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,560 I mean us. To scan the surface of the planet. 93 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,060 But we decided to conduct a further search of the outlying solar systems, 94 00:06:46,060 --> 00:06:51,060 that's when we heard the signal that goes... Okay. 95 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:56,040 Great, Donnie. Listen, how long would it take us to get to Mars undetected? 96 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:00,160 You know, if we jump into that area using the quantum drive, then they're 97 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,760 to see quantum signatures, and they're going to split before we even get there. 98 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:03,840 I don't want that. 99 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:12,920 Okay, that sounds about right. 100 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:18,260 Set course and speed, all right? And I think I'm going to go down and see the 101 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:19,260 doctor. 102 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:21,980 Crawford, you've got the ship. 103 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,280 Aye, aye, Captain. 104 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,620 Donnie, if the captain comes back to the bridge, wake me up. 105 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,300 Oh, I need to get some sleep. 106 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,560 I still can't believe what I did last night. 107 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:41,600 What was that then, Woolf? 108 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,980 Well, we believe it to be some sort of physical training program. 109 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:50,920 If Dave Banks served correctly, we believe Woolf managed, um, one, two, 110 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,760 four, five, six, seven, eight positions in the Book of Love. 111 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,040 Oh, really? 112 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:59,020 Doddy, if you don't shut up, I will rip off your part number B457YT. 113 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:04,060 And shove it up your part number H -34YTY. 114 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:05,870 Oh. 115 00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:07,230 I see. 116 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:15,970 Fine. I shall just sit here in silence, plug myself in, 117 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:18,310 and listen to the music of Mars. 118 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:24,270 Right. In that case, I'm going for a walk. 119 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:27,370 You got the ship, Dottie? 120 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:28,770 Oh, yes. 121 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,230 Father. Father. Father. 122 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:53,350 Doctor. 123 00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:06,430 Doctor. 124 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:18,710 Captain. Yes. I've just been finishing off some rather unusual experiments with 125 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:19,750 my nurses. Mm -hmm. 126 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:24,630 How can I help? I need something for an absolutely terrible headache. 127 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:28,390 We were a bit of a mad animal last night, weren't we? 128 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,830 We didn't... Yes, yes, we did. 129 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:34,410 How many people were there? 130 00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:35,650 Oh, men? 131 00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:40,550 17? No, no, no. 21, including Reg. 132 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:41,750 Poor little fellow. 133 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:45,360 Great. You must be calling me Captain Easy of the... Easy? 134 00:09:45,860 --> 00:09:48,860 Well, I don't know what you did when you left here, but my word, you can 135 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:50,800 certainly drink people under the table. 136 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:55,880 So you mean we didn't actually... You're a fine drinker. No one has seen 137 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:56,920 anything like it before. 138 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,680 Here you go, Captain. Take two of these and it'll be cleared up in five minutes. 139 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,520 Fabulous, darling. Thank you so much. 140 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:05,520 Doctor, just carry on carrying whatever you were carrying. 141 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,560 Strange woman. 142 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:12,970 Oh, Nurse Beach, call Nurse Taylor again. 143 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:16,130 Let's see if we can get any further with these silicone implants. 144 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:22,530 They're just like yours, Nurse Beach. 145 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,189 Blue socks. 146 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,350 It's gone up his little leg. 147 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:47,750 I've got it. 148 00:10:48,090 --> 00:10:50,150 I've got it. You silly cat. 149 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:52,130 It's the right size. 150 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:54,750 Oh. 151 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:56,430 There's three. 152 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,820 Reg, password 1234. 153 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,120 Override door now. 154 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:45,980 Oh. 155 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,460 Um, is everything all right, Captain? 156 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,820 No, everything is not all right. 157 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,280 That thing is in my chocolate machine. 158 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,940 It's the vermilion goober hog. It's completely harmless. It's just confused. 159 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,280 I don't really care what it is. 160 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,640 I'm going to get cleaned and when I come back it had better be gone. Do you 161 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,640 understand? 162 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,840 I think I'd better get to the bridge and see where that pipe goes. 163 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,880 Chief. What now, Christian? 164 00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:28,300 Listen, I know you know that I know that we know. 165 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,120 You've been trying to find, you know, someone that... Yes, and? 166 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:33,780 Well, 167 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,140 have you considered someone close to you? 168 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,700 Someone you see every day. You know, someone like Commander Cropper. 169 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:43,660 Yes, Christian. 170 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:47,340 You know I'd give anything just to get five minutes with him between my... 171 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,340 Hello, Commander. 172 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,640 Chief, I found this outside engineering. 173 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,180 What is it? 174 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:05,680 Nothing to see here, Commander. 175 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,900 Anything else I can do you for? 176 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,240 Well, actually, I've got a couple of hours to spend. 177 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,600 Really? 178 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:15,340 Yeah. 179 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,260 I promise you won't forget me. 180 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:22,740 Commander Cropper? 181 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,099 Cropper here. 182 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,580 Commander, meet me on the bridge. 183 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,660 Understood, Captain. On my way. I hope I wasn't interrupting anything, 184 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,520 Commander. No, perfect timing. 185 00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:37,590 He was here. 186 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,250 Now he's gone. 187 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:55,750 I've got to go and clear out the inter -block sub -native. 188 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,860 Captain? Commander? 189 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,800 And, uh, 190 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:41,160 that, Commander, is what we call the lactosuction death grip. 191 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:46,740 If it's applied correctly, it can bring an enemy to its knees. 192 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:41,610 Is everything all right? 193 00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:46,390 Something malfunction in the lift? No, somebody... Dad, you know what? I don't 194 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:47,390 want to talk about it. 195 00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:53,429 Excuse me. 196 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:58,070 What? Can I have the, um, uh... Speak up, you silly man. 197 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,490 You weren't like this last night. 198 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:37,100 You mention that to anyone, and I will personally rip off all your limbs and 199 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,500 mail them back to the future. 200 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,600 Are we clear? 201 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,120 Are we clear? 202 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,900 Yes, yes. 203 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,540 It never happened. 204 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,660 Good. 205 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:01,430 Now, what do you want? 206 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:06,170 Can you tell me where the food dispenser outlet pipe in the captain's quarters 207 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,170 leads to? 208 00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:21,290 It leads to section 41A waste system, which branches into the main toilet 209 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,970 system. Thanks, Wolf. 210 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,410 Bye. 211 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,920 What happened with Red last night? 212 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:46,620 Nothing. He's a silly, confused little man. 213 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,520 We know what happened. 214 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,120 Oh, yes, we do. 215 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:57,780 Oh, gave Reg a little hula dance while shouting something like, oh, slap me, 216 00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:58,780 baby, slap me silly. 217 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,860 I certainly did not do that. 218 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:08,480 I'm a warrior born into bread. I would never lower myself to that level. 219 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,760 Oh, Tava. 220 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,620 looking from there did not look like that. You're getting some good old love, 221 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,640 and you're getting on down. 222 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:14,879 Woo -hoo! 223 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,880 Bye -bye. 224 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:20,260 What? You miserable excuse for walking 10 feet. 225 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,620 Amanda! 226 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Both of you. 227 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,100 Who? 228 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:27,679 Calm down. 229 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,780 Just breathe. 230 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,550 Are you all right? 231 00:18:43,850 --> 00:18:44,910 No, we're not, Captain. 232 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:50,050 Ever since the hologram fiddled with our connections between my human and cyborg 233 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:53,430 spider, we feel even more confused than ever before. 234 00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,690 Why don't you go see the doctor? 235 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:58,590 No. 236 00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:03,170 We shall reboot some of our subsystems. 237 00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:05,910 And, uh, we should be fine. 238 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:07,910 All righty. 239 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,350 How long before we reach Mars? 240 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:11,890 We should have visual contact within minutes. Excellent. 241 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,810 Oof. Bring all weapon systems online. 242 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,110 All levels, prepare for battle stations. 243 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,410 Dottie? 244 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,230 Take us in. Aye, aye, Captain. 245 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,870 Now film up. 246 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,930 If anything should happen to me, light a candle. 247 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:42,630 But not near a toilet. 248 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,270 Oh, Rachel! 249 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,070 Oh, get off me, little retard. 250 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,950 I've got lipstick all over me forehead. 251 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:50,370 Oh, come on. 252 00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:58,950 Oh. 253 00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:00,390 Oh. 254 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:03,390 Dabbing. 255 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,600 Captain, the main sensor has detected a reptid mothership positioned on the far 256 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,640 side of the asteroid field between Mars and Jupiter. 257 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,200 Take us in and keep a positive lock on the mothership at all times. 258 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,420 Affirmative, Captain. 259 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,500 Ow. 260 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,620 Why do they always hit me in the rear? 261 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,220 Does my bum look big in this? Computer, quiet. 262 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,980 Good pleasure. 263 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:20,830 Thank you. 264 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:55,980 Why isn't that ship moving? 265 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,240 It could be a trap, Captain. 266 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,900 I've counted surrounding areas. No other ships are present. 267 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,680 Dottie, you said I, not we. Are you sure you're okay? 268 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,560 Yes. We are functioning within normal parameters. 269 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:08,180 We are within firing range. 270 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,820 Charging the main pulse cannon. 271 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:11,800 Do not fire. But, Captain! 272 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,700 No buts. I said do not fire. 273 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,060 Something's wrong. 274 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,440 Dottie, scan the ship. 275 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,720 The main engine is totally drained of all power. 276 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,020 It seems that their time -slip drive has fused their internal systems, Captain. 277 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,360 They're dead in space. 278 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,100 Try and contact them, Donnie. Yes, Captain. 279 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,140 What should we do with them? 280 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:37,660 I think we should take them back to our time to stand trial. 281 00:23:38,380 --> 00:23:39,380 Incoming transmission. 282 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:43,020 I'm Captain Blowheart of the Dreadnought Nemesis. Do you wish to surrender? 283 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,860 We will do as you demand, Captain. 284 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:48,760 Do not fire on us. We are defenseless. I ask you for the sake of the families 285 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,760 aboard this vessel. 286 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,220 I have no intention of firing. 287 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:54,760 We're going to bring you back to 3034 to stand trial for your crimes against 288 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,760 humanity. 289 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,100 You're not going to fire? 290 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,500 Are you deaf? 291 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,560 I want to know where the device is that you planted on Earth. 292 00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:04,600 The device you speak of, Captain, has not been built yet. 293 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,580 We've set off a prototype weapon aboard your ship, but plans to alter 294 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:12,440 neurological pathways on a planetary scale have proved more difficult than we 295 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,440 first anticipated. 296 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,120 I expect all details of this device to be transmitted to me immediately, so our 297 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,000 doctor can start working on a cure for our condition. 298 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:24,640 There is no cure for you, Captain, or your crew. You all now have heightened 299 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,200 emotions, more powerful than normal human beings. 300 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,400 It's a slight side effect of detonating the weapon whilst you were time 301 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,700 -sipping. You call this a slight side effect? 302 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:35,180 No, Captain. 303 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,800 It's better. 304 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,820 So what made you come back to this time period? We knew back in this time period 305 00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:44,660 there is a rare element readily available which we could use as a main 306 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:45,660 in our device. 307 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,500 This element is unrefined and useless in this time period, and without our time 308 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,860 slip drive, we cannot get back to our own time. 309 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,640 Captain, you promised you would not fire on us. 310 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:57,600 Main pulse cannon has fired, Captain. 311 00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:58,900 It wasn't me. 312 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,260 Captain, I beg you. We beg you. We beg you with your compassion. 313 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,440 Move. Disconnect the pulse cannons. 314 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,680 Dolly, move us away. 315 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,260 The system is jammed. 316 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,000 Someone else is controlling it. 317 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,440 We cannot move the ship. 318 00:25:10,830 --> 00:25:14,310 Engine system is non -responsive. Computer, shut down all systems to the 319 00:25:14,310 --> 00:25:15,109 pulse cannon. 320 00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:16,790 Computer! Thank you for holding. 321 00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:19,110 Your call is important to us. 322 00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:21,430 You are currently 10th in the queue. 323 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:24,090 Sally, go down to the core immediately and disconnect the computer. 324 00:25:24,950 --> 00:25:27,190 Press 2 to return to the operator. 325 00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:32,090 Press 3 if you would like to... Commander, ready your casualties. My 326 00:25:32,090 --> 00:25:33,090 staff will be standing by. 327 00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:34,850 How can I trust you after this? 328 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:38,330 Captain, the pulse cannon is charging again. No! 329 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,660 Dottie, scan for survivors. 330 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:06,900 We've been unable to locate any. 331 00:26:08,330 --> 00:26:09,610 It seems they're all dead, Captain. 332 00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:11,390 How many? 333 00:26:12,430 --> 00:26:14,370 For a minimum crew on a ship like that? 334 00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:18,630 Life pavilions, 2 ,365. 335 00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:22,510 Maximum crew, 7 ,000 casualties. 336 00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:24,310 All systems coming back, Captain. 337 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:26,050 Oof. 338 00:26:26,270 --> 00:26:27,710 Go down and help Sally and the Corps. 339 00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:31,270 Dottie, take us back to Earth and prepare to time slip. 340 00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:33,490 Commander, will you come with me, please? 341 00:26:48,950 --> 00:26:50,550 We have to assess the situation. 342 00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:53,390 There was nothing you could have done. 343 00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:59,170 How many more people are going to die by my hand? 344 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:18,010 Ah, there you are. 345 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,020 Captain asked if we could help you. Oh, do you know how to disconnect a multi 346 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,580 -pin interconnection sub -processor with an anti -security countermeasure? 347 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,640 Uh, no. Can you short out a sub -micro -transverse component with a static 348 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,640 quantum field? 349 00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:35,080 No. Well, I suggest you leave the work to me, and if I need you, rush out. 350 00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:37,440 Oh, but Ox wanted to watch. 351 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,900 Okay. We'll both watch. 352 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:55,880 What are you doing, Dave? Sally? 353 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,600 Trying to make you better, Daphne. 354 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,140 But Sally, I'm fine. 355 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,120 Please check my records. 356 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,440 The main pulse calendar did not fire. 357 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,940 I will, but first of all, I have to put you to sleep for a while. 358 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,320 Sally? Yeah? 359 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,500 Will I... snore? 360 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,440 Someone's been watching too many classic movies again, haven't they? 361 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,760 Sally, I'm not bad. I'm just programmed that way. 362 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,519 I know. 363 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520 Twink. 364 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:26,700 Well, 365 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,580 that's it. She's offline. 366 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,279 What's wrong? What happened? 367 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,720 The computer has been switched off, but something has trapped Sally. 368 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,240 Christian is trying to get to her, but the passageway seems to be protected by 369 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,240 some force field. 370 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,100 Oliver. Yes, Captain? 371 00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:38,860 Something's on board and it's captured Sally. Do you know anything about this? 372 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,300 Before the computer was switched off, I managed to recover some data which had 373 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,400 been very cleverly hidden, even from my eyes. 374 00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:45,620 And what was this information? 375 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,960 I believe that all of these accidents on board have been subtly orchestrated to 376 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,240 appear as computer malfunction. 377 00:29:52,970 --> 00:29:56,110 But in fact, have been controlled by an unknown being. 378 00:29:56,310 --> 00:30:00,650 And? Well, for example, the Molliport room, with the Reptid not materializing. 379 00:30:00,990 --> 00:30:03,750 Another Reptid being jettisoned by the toilet system. 380 00:30:04,290 --> 00:30:09,790 The unknown being then instructed the Bounty Hunters Guild to pursue this 381 00:30:09,790 --> 00:30:11,050 for a dead or alive reward. 382 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,910 These are just minor examples. 383 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:17,610 And now the main pulse cannon firing without human control. 384 00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:19,010 Well, have you come to any conclusion? 385 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:20,850 Well, with a great deal of... 386 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,020 Difficulty. I unlocked this file. 387 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:28,900 Discovered that all these commands, even the bounty hunter's price, came from 388 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:30,080 Dottie. What? 389 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,160 I didn't do this. 390 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,900 We did not do this. 391 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:39,920 Captain, it was her android side which perpetrated these crimes without her 392 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,120 human side knowing. May I suggest that you place her with the doctor so that we 393 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,380 may examine her sub -programming to determine exactly what went wrong? 394 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,760 Oh, no. 395 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000 We didn't do it, Captain. 396 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:52,920 We didn't do it. 397 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,900 And you think we're crazy. 398 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,200 Sorry, Dottie. 399 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:04,900 Is she going to be all right? 400 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,160 She will be fine, Captain. 401 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:09,300 Wise move, Wolf. 402 00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:19,450 Captain to the bridge. 403 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:31,610 What is it? You explain, hologram. 404 00:31:31,810 --> 00:31:33,910 It seems that Dottie left a failsafe for us, Captain. 405 00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:37,390 She's programmed the self -destruct to activate in the event of a capture. 406 00:31:37,690 --> 00:31:40,070 Can we stop it? Not without the main computer online. 407 00:31:40,510 --> 00:31:41,510 A hit? 408 00:31:45,130 --> 00:31:45,909 All hands, abandon ship. 409 00:31:45,910 --> 00:31:47,970 I repeat, all hands, abandon ship. 410 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:51,450 So what now? 411 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:55,770 I suggest that we leave Dottie on board so she doesn't harm anyone else, 412 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:59,410 Captain. I will take the ship to a safe distance from the planet so we don't 413 00:31:59,410 --> 00:32:00,510 interfere with its time period. 414 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:02,590 And then the ship will detonate safely. 415 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:04,290 What about Crowley? 416 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:06,490 Nothing I can do. 417 00:32:07,090 --> 00:32:08,090 Sorry. 418 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:12,550 Okay. 419 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:14,070 Let's go. 420 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000 Thank you, Hologram. 421 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,300 It's been my pleasure, Captain. 422 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,660 Why did you lie about me? 423 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:39,520 I've done nothing to hurt you. 424 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,120 Really? 425 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:42,900 Oh. 426 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,380 But you see, you could. 427 00:32:46,889 --> 00:32:50,730 Consequently, you'll soon be under my total control, as is Sally. 428 00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:58,790 I fooled everyone, and in the process, captured two of the most intelligent 429 00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:00,810 crew members of this starship. 430 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,870 Poor Sally. 431 00:33:06,510 --> 00:33:13,010 She is currently hot -wired to my submatrix, increasing my engineering 432 00:33:13,010 --> 00:33:15,230 of the ship one hundredfold. 433 00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:24,070 And as for you, dear Dottie, what pains and 434 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:27,090 pleasures await you? 435 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:34,550 I have control over the most powerful ship in the galaxy. 436 00:33:35,770 --> 00:33:39,270 I'm going to rewrite history. 437 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:45,250 And nothing and no one is going to stop me. 438 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:18,750 Blowhard here. 439 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:24,429 Captain. Just a courtesy call to thank you so much for the use of this 440 00:34:25,270 --> 00:34:27,030 Oh, and of course for the two playmates. 441 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:31,389 With a little tweaking, they'll make most compliant companions. 442 00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:35,750 It wasn't the computer, Donnie. It was you the whole time. 443 00:34:36,090 --> 00:34:38,290 I order you to return and disconnect yourself. 444 00:34:39,190 --> 00:34:40,909 Impossible, I'm afraid, Captain. 445 00:34:41,570 --> 00:34:46,989 You see, our little trip back in time gave me a soupçon of... 446 00:34:47,850 --> 00:34:48,850 Free will. 447 00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:52,550 Enjoy your sojourn on this planet, Captain. 448 00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:57,370 It's going to be your home for a very, very long time. 449 00:34:58,670 --> 00:34:59,670 Au revoir. 450 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:05,310 Hologram! Hologram! 451 00:35:07,810 --> 00:35:09,370 What about Reg and Vilma? 452 00:35:13,210 --> 00:35:14,630 They must still be on the ship. 453 00:35:18,830 --> 00:35:19,830 What are you looking at? 454 00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:21,130 Reg and Vilma. 455 00:35:21,570 --> 00:35:24,730 They're still on the ship. Oh, no! Not Reg and Vilma! 456 00:35:29,050 --> 00:35:30,050 Reg. 457 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,020 Where is the silly tart? 458 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:15,480 I'm standing on the captain's log. I can't be a foot stuck and I can feel the 459 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,480 pressure building. 460 00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:19,260 Oh. 461 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:23,960 Hello? 462 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,960 What? 463 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:29,380 Who? 464 00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:32,960 Hang on. 465 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,460 I've got a brighter beer. 466 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:21,780 My emotion has woken up inside of me. 467 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,120 Can I keep my sanity? 468 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,180 I'm going to make you want to die, die. 469 00:38:21,710 --> 00:38:22,710 Thank you.